What's inside my head

Apr 18
Apr 18

yungbasedblogger:

where can i get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist

Apr 18

nayx:

Feminists, PLEASE look at this!

Apr 18

tigermisu:

 in this book i’m reading it says “he plucked a flower and stuck it in his buttonhole” and i completely misread it and now im laughing im actually 5 years old

Apr 18

funnuraba:

SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW

Apr 18
holl0w-existence:

infiinite3scape:

holl0w-existence:

m3mphis-may-fire:

Have a selfie tumblr <3

Faggot 💕

love you too 

That’s kinda gay 😉

holl0w-existence:

infiinite3scape:

holl0w-existence:

m3mphis-may-fire:

Have a selfie tumblr <3

Faggot 💕

love you too 

That’s kinda gay 😉

Apr 18

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

Apr 18
shadynarcotic:

dropthebeatanddomyacapellas:

the-saga-begins:

This breaks my heart

every single time ugh

Big Proof R.i.P. doody.!!!! ;(

shadynarcotic:

dropthebeatanddomyacapellas:

the-saga-begins:

This breaks my heart

every single time ugh

Big Proof R.i.P. doody.!!!! ;(

Apr 18

abrotion:

gay marriage is only legal in 18 countries but being gay is a crime in 83 countries like i’d literally be breaking the law just by LIVING in 83 countries in the world but yeah go on tell me again how “homophobia isn’t even a big deal anymore” thanks

Apr 18
speedlimit15:

blue-eyed-cow:

that’s unfortunate

haha no nip fred

speedlimit15:

blue-eyed-cow:

that’s unfortunate

haha no nip fred